Who are "THEY" ???

They stand in front of schools, colleges, shopping malls and even in front of big houses in small localities chewing pan, spitting on the side walk, talking and laughing in loud, raucous tones.

They think they're doing the world a favor(maybe they are) by doing whatever it is, that they do ( talk rudely, demand for highly unreasonable sums of money, tamper with the sanctioned meters and what not).

Anyway we all work to earn a living (ok I don't big deal, my father still does!) in the process we all may lie, we all may cheat, we all may make mistakes (trying not to be a hypocrite by stating my own mistakes) BUT is this all we do (lie, cheat and make mistakes) ??? (nope) the answer is loud and clear. But these people (the one's who stand in front of schools, colleges etc) this is all they are eagerly waiting to do all day long. So now we know if hell exists(maybe it does, wow now I'm scared), who's going there first and who's going to the darkest, deepest abyss of it . "THEY" are going there without a doubt , with the rest of the rotten-minded jerks out there.

Jokes apart, you've been reading this article (if you could call it that) for the past minute or so asking yourself who this "THEY" are ??? or some of you would have already guessed who they are, but just for those who haven't quiet figured it out yet and also for my own mental satisfaction let me tell you who "THEY' are . "THEY" are none other than our very own , thieving and pretentious auto drivers, bloody auto drivers (filth filled moronic hags) who should be suspended on public lamp posts and shot with infested shit balls!!! I'm sure most of you agree :P

P.S: i)Learn to drive car/two-wheeler
ii)Use public transport
iii)Walk (you'll lose weight)
iv)Ok take an auto if its a life/death situation(oh they may say 'NO' so have a back-up plan
ALWAYS)

Hahahahaha ... hope you enjoyed reading this one :)
-Rebecca.